At least 40 people have been killed in a rocket attack on an arms dump in Syria. The rebel group 'Free Syrian Army' said it carried out the attack, which happened in a government-controlled area.
You won't get much better hang time than that.
We say tortured, they say giving him a nice relaxing massage.
I think I heard him scream "I can see my cave from here!" right before he landed.
After the beheading the executioner says: "I swear by the great Allah, we won't stop until we cut off the last head of Alawite infidels and purify the land of Syria from their filth." Sounds like a fun guy to hang around with.
Now we know folks, butter knives are a terrible tool for beheading someone.
At least that got rid of his stupid beard.
What is this Syria? No beating, stabbing or kicking? No apeshit hooting and snackbaring? Just three slugs to the head while using calm voices. Is this a kinder and more gentler mass slaughter?
So that's why they are always yelling "Allahu Akbar", they're calling out for Admiral Ackbar to let them know if it's a trap or not.
At least the shit fest in Syria has taught us one valuable lesson; bodies don't make very good speed bumps.
One of those guys was wearing camouflage. Guess it didn't work.
Soon after this Ahmed unfriended Abdullah on Goatbook.
Butcher school is expensive in the Middle East, they gotta learn some way.
The religion of Peace once again peacefully murdering their own. I'm at peace with this.
Now just stick a candle inside that empty head and you have the perfect Jihadi-lantern. Great for Ramadan.
Coca Cola had a perfect commercial spot in this. HAIL CORPORATE!
Rest in piss buddy. Urine hell now...
Bad day to do the laundry...oh and: "Did he dried?"
Wonder what the last thing going through his head was...I mean, apart from the bullet.
He was just ordering a delicious kebab. Executions can make a man hungry.
That's what happens when you're caught using bacon fat as masturbation lube.
Exploding RPG launcher, now available at Muhammad's magic and prank shop.
I guess there'll be no kissing with his 72 virgins.
That certainly sheikhed his Bouti.
Cameraman seems indecisive. Should he tell someone?
I like to call this new hairstyle of his the Kalashnikov comb-over.
I'm starting to think Allahu Akbar is the YOLO of the radical Islam crowd.
Just goes to show you that your wrist has its limits to how much camel porn you can fap to in an hour.
Little fucker survived though...she needs to try harder next time.sejanus: +0