It's one thing to kill a bunch of people, but God dammit, what's with them polluting the environment like that? Pick up your trash you bunch of filthy pigs.
This is the Arab version of the local fair's wood chopping event.
"Hey Abdul, check out my new Ninja suit. I'm fucking invisi...BOOM!"
If the FSA are in your town throwing a street party it's probably best that you don't go outside snack baring, or you may end up as collateral damage.
Clearly these guys have never played Battlefield 3...always drop smoke first!
For those keeping the scores; Professional: 1 - Wannabe: 0.
In the words of Michael Caine; "You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
All their arcades have been completely destroyed, so they had to create their own game of Whac-A-Mole.
Shit, some Syrian soldier must have just got an epic kill streak reward.
She didn't make it to the next round of Syria's Got Talent.
They can call themselves freedom fighters as much as they like, but we'll just stick with goat fucking terrorist pieces of shit.
When he switched off the safety, he thought he put it on "Fire", but instead he accidentally switched it all the way over to "Virgins". Common mistake.
Wait, are you telling me those towels they wear on their heads aren't bullet proof?
Hope he enjoys that brand new asshole of his. His cousin-boyfriend most certainly will.
Remember that face at the end, you will probably see it in the next Syrian execution video as this ever continuing shitfest carries on.
Compared to all this brutal shit coming out of Syria, the Rodney King video is starting to look like a Sunday morning children's cartoon.
That ventriloquist near the end wasn't very good, I could see his lips moving.
Never thought I'd say this, but yeah, after seeing this I'll go for that beheading please.
Whoa, watch where you point that thing guy...you could easily have blown out the tire on that truck.
Throw some BBQ sauce on that and stick it between a bun, and you've got yourself a Sloppy Joe (Warning: Not exactly Halal).
Apparently "apply pressure" is not in the insurgent's medical vocabulary.
That's how you do it, a few bullets to the back. Not having a kid do the beading with a rusty knife like these FSA rebels have done.
An ingenious method I've never seen before, probably straight from Satan's playbook, pitchfork and all.