"Guys, has anyone seen my contact lens?"
fast line no cross
Girl: Oh God, oh God!
Boy: Calm down! Calm down said! Did you hurt your head?
Moldavian is just romanian with a russian accent. :D
whats that thing that runs across the street when the soon after the guy gets hit? a little alien? wtf, you guys see it???
dude you broke my fekin car
LOOKS LIKE HE WAS HIT
Those damn jump scares...
i can see russia from my house
She asked for that. Stupid cow.