We can't rule out the possibility that there was a huge spider crawling up his face, and he was just helping. Although, it's doubtful.
Considering how loud that thump was I was half expecting to see a pile of human lasagna on the sidewalk.
And not a single fuck was given by anyone that day...
That substance in your pants after you watch this is normal. Just wipe it on the edge of the couch and keep watching more videos.
Someone come up with a name for a dance where girls pull out their tits and bounce them up and down. Lets make that a socially accepted thing.
Whoever invented video cameras need to be dug up and hugged for being the sole reason we can masturbate to videos like this all day, every day.
Warning: If you are allergic to silicone, then stay the fuck away from this video.
You don't want to miss this unless you're gay, blind, or a priest. And even then...
Nice to see that Walmart isn't too classy for Paris Hilton these days.
Finally I can jerk off to the dictionary, since there is a nude picture of her under the word Perfection.
Nothing quite like searching for your G-spot to pass the time while travelling. Beats playing I Spy.
see how fat you get when you get welfare hand outs sloth gluttonous miscreant high on man made garbage listening to danny brownsloth: +1