The religion of Peace once again peacefully murdering their own. I'm at peace with this.
The dog was later found licking his own balls in an alley. Disgusting...no remorse.
Thanks to political correctness and affirmative action, we now have millions of inadequate women in jobs for which they were never intended.
That street need it's own sitcom. I really wanna get to know this Eddie Cane character.
Pro tip: You'll never win a windmill fight with T-Rex arms.
This ad actually makes us want to call 911 instead of his number.
Let me quote Step Brothers here: "Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!"
So...which half gets the speeding ticket?
Justice done and served with hot lead.
I'm starting to think he committed a much more severe crime before this...like eating the last donut.
Now just stick a candle inside that empty head and you have the perfect Jihadi-lantern. Great for Ramadan.
I don't know what they are on, but they are trippin' like mofo's.
The real crime are the two women standing in front of the line...
Well, that kid now has PTSD...and racism.
Coca Cola had a perfect commercial spot in this. HAIL CORPORATE!
In their defence this isn't the best argument: "There is no domestic violence taking place here...but I won't let you talk to my wife on her own! You go on your way and come back to the murder later on! Trust me! There is nothing going on here!"
Rest in piss buddy. Urine hell now...
99 percent of humans are designed to be always thinking about saving their own...Guess he is the 1 percent.
Bad day to do the laundry...oh and: "Did he dried?"
I bet her boyfriend can still fits his little dick in there just fine.
It's gotta feel bad when everyone cheers on as you get your ass kicked by cops. It's gotta be the exact moment you realize you're a douche.
Finally I can jerk off to the dictionary, since there is a nude picture of her under the word Perfection.
Poor guy...bet the display was fucking awesome though.
So I guess the breeding rights go to Moesha.
This is what Chris Brown went through...except he hit back...with a pre-emptive strike.
Wonder what the last thing going through his head was...I mean, apart from the bullet.
He should have run the two step.
kysersoso: +1