Look how calm the Asian dude was when he had him in a sleeper hold, letting his mind wander and deciding whether to have noodles or rice tonight.
They're just thinking of the tax payer, saving them some pension payments.
Surprised no one let out a "WORLD STAR" shout.
Looks like someone wasn't enjoying the show, pulled the plug. Hey, where's the water?
Wow, what a falmin' idiot.
Playing limbo on a motorbike is a risky game...
Any trace of moisture on that man's boot just instantaneously quenched that thug's thirst.
At least he actually got to the police station and didn't end up as street BBQ.
Suppose I could also have titled this "Closet Homosexual Assaults Drunk Bum on Train to Impress Friends".
Just getting ready to host the World Cup next year, gotta keep their fists in good shape.
You know you live in the hood when at any given time two ratchets can explode through your front door. They seemed way too chill about it, like they're used to it "take off ya'll shoes if you're gonna scrap".
And this is why I encourage every student I come across to quit school and sell drugs. The world of a school kid is a dangerous life.
And this is exactly why cars need to have licence plates on the front by law as well.
As far as getting killed by Islamic militants goes, this was pretty humane. I'd take that over a rusty machete any old day.
Hilarious when that little Mexican kid joins in on the beating. Captain-Save-A-Hoe comes in all ages I guess.
They were protesting the decision by Ukraine's government not to sign an association agreement with the European Union.
This is Sparta? Naa, this is Arizona State University.
Ouch! Out of all the flat parts of that huge cliff he could have hit, he goes nuts-first into a sharp edge sticking out of it. Adds insult to injury.
"You hit me it's OVER"... at least he called it right.
These guys must have went to the Power Rangers school of fighting for villains... jumping at him one by one, waiting for combos to finish and shit.